Fishing Humor

Here are some fishing jokes and cartoon that hopefully you will think are humorous.

It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't had a single bite all this time.
He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."
So, the boy spat into his hand and said, "You need to keep the worms warm!"

1st fisherman: "Is this a good river for fish?"
2nd fisherman: "It must be, none of them want to leave it."

"The fish I caught was this length"

Joe had been fishing all day with no luck. On his way home, he went to the fish market and asked the assistant, "Can you just stand there and throw me six of your biggest bass?" The assistant was puzzled. "Throw them to you? What's the idea?"
Joe replied, "I may be a bad fisherman, but I'm not a liar. I want to be able to tell my wife that I caught them."

A good friend of mine, decided to go ice fishing one day when he was a little drunk. He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice. He started to make a hole in the ice when he heard a voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!' He thought for a few moments, gathered up his stuff, then moved a little farther down the ice. He started to make a new hole in the ice when he heard the voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!!'
So, he gathered up his stuff again, moved a little farther down the ice, then started to augher another hole in the ice. Again he heard the voice boom out from above:
'I said, there are no fish here!!!'
He sheepishly asked: 'Is that you god?'
To which the booming voice replied:
'No, I'm the rink manager'